QUESTION???

Why do guys act so helpless sometimes?? Like your the one who's supposed to take care of me and your acting like you have no clue how to do stuff.
I just watched my dude sit and starve while I watched my show that was an hr long (house wives of new york love it) but he really sat there and waited for me to do something he prob could have done his self. So I just made a full meal at midnight (a damn good meal at that)
somebody help me understand the logic in this..... I manage to eat, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. This guy on the other hand can only manage to eat once a day wtf is that about??? How does that make sense I've always been under the impression that a grown man would eat way more than a woman. To me this is strange only because I would kill somebody if I didnt eat all day (I mean like really kill somebody and be sitting in jail like "I was so fuckin hungry I couldnt see straight and some how I stabbed somebody to death in the lobby of some food place" lol)
Now that I think about it I'm surprised he doesnt beat me lmao (wouldnt be funny if he did but he doesnt so HA!) I'd most def beat the dog shit out of somebody if I didnt eat all day...

Somebody make me get this ......

also I just had some peaches (peach cobbler peaches) and ice cream and if that wasnt the shit I dont know what is.

Also all I wanted today was a green alcoholic beverage and some how it never happened WTF so now to make up for missing out on a green drink I want to shop lmao so what if its not relevant to anything I can think of any reason to shop.