Ok so I have to blog about this, it happend to me a while ago but I am constantly reminded about it by a certain some one (I wont say names I'll just say this person is absolutely hilarious)
So its about 90 degrees outside (normal LA day lol) and I'm driving home so I get to a light where I'm sitting in the left lane waiting for the light to turn so I can turn left. Theres an island directly to the left of me where a bum (black guy) is standing wearing and I kid you not a halter top a SATIN ONE! His damn stomach was out and it had no sleeves, with jeans (dirty ones) so naturally I'm staring at his as, not to mention hes got a cardboard sign that reads "homeless need help" so in this hot as weather I of course have a huge bottle of aquafina. At this point I'm just staring at this guy wanting to laugh at his dare I say "outfit" (lmao) and he is just staring at me. I'm thinking hes staring at me cause its 90 outside and I have a huge bottle of water so I decide I'm gonna offer him the water so I roll my window down and say "here do you want this" this nigga (yeah I said it and you'll see why) asks me "is that wine? casue I ONLY drink wine" I looked at him and said shit you are outta luck dude. Now this nigga was so outta line with that shit why do you have a sign that says "homeless need help" that shit should have said "I'm a fuckin drunk and thats why I'm homeless and need help. btw got any wine?" So from that point forward I refuse to give anybody shit all them damn people are liars if you ask me.
The moral of the story is never trust a bum in a damn halter top!!
So its about 90 degrees outside (normal LA day lol) and I'm driving home so I get to a light where I'm sitting in the left lane waiting for the light to turn so I can turn left. Theres an island directly to the left of me where a bum (black guy) is standing wearing and I kid you not a halter top a SATIN ONE! His damn stomach was out and it had no sleeves, with jeans (dirty ones) so naturally I'm staring at his as, not to mention hes got a cardboard sign that reads "homeless need help" so in this hot as weather I of course have a huge bottle of aquafina. At this point I'm just staring at this guy wanting to laugh at his dare I say "outfit" (lmao) and he is just staring at me. I'm thinking hes staring at me cause its 90 outside and I have a huge bottle of water so I decide I'm gonna offer him the water so I roll my window down and say "here do you want this" this nigga (yeah I said it and you'll see why) asks me "is that wine? casue I ONLY drink wine" I looked at him and said shit you are outta luck dude. Now this nigga was so outta line with that shit why do you have a sign that says "homeless need help" that shit should have said "I'm a fuckin drunk and thats why I'm homeless and need help. btw got any wine?" So from that point forward I refuse to give anybody shit all them damn people are liars if you ask me.
The moral of the story is never trust a bum in a damn halter top!!
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