ONLY IN L.A

On Saturday I went to the beauty supply store in search of some great new hair products (I love hair products). So when I get in the door an Asian lady that works there approaches me and says "oohhh so beautiful! you sew in ooorrr??" All while reaching out and touching my hair. I looked at her laughed and said "no its mine ALL MINE". Does everybody have a weave now? Is it some kind of mandatory rule that if your a girl in LA and your any sort of minority you MUST be wearing some Indian womans hair? Sorry but I wont be part of that not so secret society, I have enough hair on my head I don't need to add any more hair into this equation. The Asian woman who asked me this had burgundy hair lmao (trying to give you a visual of what this chick looks like)
Now don't get me wrong I don't see a problem with wearing a weave HOWEVER I do have a problem with these girls that wear these terrible things they call a weave that looks like they put in on them selves only in the dark, you know the ones that look like rats nests and these are the same girls that really put on the front like its not a weave. I hate those ones that looks like somebody just put a rug right on top of their head (not cute at all). My idea of a good weave is one you cant tell is even a weave. Ladies step your hair game up (or get a really cute short hair cut and call it a day). Most of these girls seem to think they're so cute but refuse to spend a little more time and money on their appearance so instead they half ass it and because they're so convinced that they're the cutes thing to hit the scene they ignore important things like NOT having a rats nest on your head. Help me help you ok.

T M I !!!!!!

I feel I need to express myself about this cause its getting out of hand. I absolutely hate hate hate when people give me too much info! I don't want to hear about whats in your nose, or how your gas smells, or the color texture and size of your bowels. I don't want to know about how your pants are hugging your junk, and what happens every time you have a spicy meal. I swear I've heard so much annoying gross shit today I wont say who (not you Vicky B) but I've had enough

I clearly need to stress that I don't find these things cute or interesting, my response is never gonna be "hhm you don't say well how often does that happen to you" its more like "wtf I did not want to hear about that". Now I know some people think that kind of stuff is funny and or cute but its too much for me. Unless I ask or I make it clear that I am ok with this kind of fuckery keep the shit to your damn self.

I'm sure I have my moments but I know who I can share with and who I cant. People need to know their boundaries. I am NOT open to any and everything.

Maybe this is what I get for being where I am today, none the less people still need to sensor themselves.

I'M GONNA LOSE IT!

Before I get started I'd like to just say Vicky B your blogs just made my damn day! Thank you kindly for being a great source of entertainment.

Now moving on

I'm almost positive that I might lose my mind today, like I'm to capacity with any and everything, and I can handle nothing (at least not with out screaming and hitting which has already taken place. sorry babe) like an adult. I was woken up earlier than I wanted to be and I managed not to snap and start acting like a buffoon but from that point forward I have been a grump, so naturally when the beast starts to come out I go on my own way by myself so I don't choke anybody for just any old reason like asking questions or just talking in general (it can get raw with me lol) I went to one of my fav places (target) got some random shit and then went to my dudes house and sat by the pool, aside from saying hi to me he prob said 7 words that some how irked my nerves (going bad before anything even started). At this very moment I am trying to contain myself however its getting difficult cause all I wanna do is make spaghetti and this guy is like "I don't really want it but you can make it" why would I make it and he doesn't want it? And I know he would eat it I just feel he's being difficult and clearly I am too cause I don't want anything else. I tried acting a fool and he matched me lol so now what do I do? 2 spoiled brats should not be together cause moments like this make me want to choke this guy til he turns purple I don't want to kill him not even a little I just want to give him a little bit of a squeeze around the neck (a neck hug if you will lol).

Somebody help all I want is spaghetti. Is that too much to ask?

DOES IT TINGLE???

Looks like I have a new fav thing! C O Bigelow Mentha Body body wash. Its my new thing, I dont usually use body washes (bar of oil of olay and I'm good) however this body wash is awsome it gives me this tingling waker upper sensation. Now having said that depending on what kind of person you are you might want to limit what body parts you use this stuff on (lmao I learned very quickly now I'm careful) cause it really makes everything tingle! I'm sure some people are into it and if so save your self a trip to the sex store no need for wierd tingly creams lol just take a shower and rock out!


Bare essentals lip plumping lip gloss: this stuff is great! And it doesnt actually plump your lips but it gives you this minty tingly feeling (Idk what it is but I like stuff that tingles right now)
The best thing about this stuff is it stays on the way you want it to but its not like mac stuff that wont EVER come off (I hate shit like that)


If its minty and tingles I like it!

DO YOU KNOW YOURSELF????

OK SO I'M GONNA HELP SOME FOLKS OUT RIGHT NOW.
I HAVE A STRONG ISSUE WITH PEOPLE WHO SOME HOW FEEL THEY ARE NOT GHETTO WHEN THEY ARE..... SO LET ME HELP YOU GET TO KNOW YOUR SELF A LITTLE BETTER

A) IF YOU CALL YOUR GIRLFREINDS "BITCH" MORE THAN 3 TIMES IN ONE CONVO.

B) IF WHEN YOU SHOW UP TO A CLUB AND YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE THE ONLY CHICKS IN THERE WITH A 30 INCH WEAVE AND DOOR NOCKER EARINGS AND EVERYBODY IN THE CLUB IS LOOKIN AT YOUR GROUP LIKE WTF PLANET ARE YOU FROM.

C) YOU SWEAR YOUR NOT GHETTO BUT YOU FUCK WITH A DUDE THAT HAS MORE THAN ONE CHILD BY MORE THAN WOMAN AND THINKS ITS OK TO BUY YOU A ROLEX CHAIN FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.

D) IF EVERY PLACE YOU GO GETS SHOT UP AND OR EVERYBODY IS SOMEHOW SCARED OF ONE DUDE THAT HAS TATTOOS ON HIS FACE.


THESE ARE JUST SOME EXAMPLES OF GHETTO PEOPLE IF ANY OF THESE THINGS MATCH YOU IN ANY WAY YOU ARE GHETTO SO STOP TRYING TO PERPETRATE THE FRAUD SO STEP YOUR SHIT UP AND REALLY LEARN HOW NOT TO BE SOME KIND OF BOOJIE HOOD CHICK LMAO

(NOW I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKIN VICTORIA "I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOUR TALKIN ABOUT" YOUR SORT OF RIGHT BUT NOT ALL THE WAY. K **SMH AND LAUGHING**

IS THAT WINE????

Ok so I have to blog about this, it happend to me a while ago but I am constantly reminded about it by a certain some one (I wont say names I'll just say this person is absolutely hilarious)

So its about 90 degrees outside (normal LA day lol) and I'm driving home so I get to a light where I'm sitting in the left lane waiting for the light to turn so I can turn left. Theres an island directly to the left of me where a bum (black guy) is standing wearing and I kid you not a halter top a SATIN ONE! His damn stomach was out and it had no sleeves, with jeans (dirty ones) so naturally I'm staring at his as, not to mention hes got a cardboard sign that reads "homeless need help" so in this hot as weather I of course have a huge bottle of aquafina. At this point I'm just staring at this guy wanting to laugh at his dare I say "outfit" (lmao) and he is just staring at me. I'm thinking hes staring at me cause its 90 outside and I have a huge bottle of water so I decide I'm gonna offer him the water so I roll my window down and say "here do you want this" this nigga (yeah I said it and you'll see why) asks me "is that wine? casue I ONLY drink wine" I looked at him and said shit you are outta luck dude. Now this nigga was so outta line with that shit why do you have a sign that says "homeless need help" that shit should have said "I'm a fuckin drunk and thats why I'm homeless and need help. btw got any wine?" So from that point forward I refuse to give anybody shit all them damn people are liars if you ask me.

The moral of the story is never trust a bum in a damn halter top!!

QUESTION???

Why do guys act so helpless sometimes?? Like your the one who's supposed to take care of me and your acting like you have no clue how to do stuff.
I just watched my dude sit and starve while I watched my show that was an hr long (house wives of new york love it) but he really sat there and waited for me to do something he prob could have done his self. So I just made a full meal at midnight (a damn good meal at that)
somebody help me understand the logic in this..... I manage to eat, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. This guy on the other hand can only manage to eat once a day wtf is that about??? How does that make sense I've always been under the impression that a grown man would eat way more than a woman. To me this is strange only because I would kill somebody if I didnt eat all day (I mean like really kill somebody and be sitting in jail like "I was so fuckin hungry I couldnt see straight and some how I stabbed somebody to death in the lobby of some food place" lol)
Now that I think about it I'm surprised he doesnt beat me lmao (wouldnt be funny if he did but he doesnt so HA!) I'd most def beat the dog shit out of somebody if I didnt eat all day...

Somebody make me get this ......

also I just had some peaches (peach cobbler peaches) and ice cream and if that wasnt the shit I dont know what is.

Also all I wanted today was a green alcoholic beverage and some how it never happened WTF so now to make up for missing out on a green drink I want to shop lmao so what if its not relevant to anything I can think of any reason to shop.

BLOGGING MIGHT BE MY NEW BEST FRIEND

See my issue is most of the time I tend to feel like its ok to say what ever I want when ever I want and if I'm feelin froggy to whom ever I want.
The problem is I dont care enough about other peoples feelings enough to contain myself, therefor my sensory is limited. In saying all that I wanna know why it is random people wanna talk to me? I usually look mean (not cause I'm trying mostly cause I have poor eye sight lol) like the freakin old lady this morning that wouldnt shut up (I didnt shun her cause she was old otherwise I would have told her to leave me alone) I'm not friendly like that people give me a break. And frankly some people just freak me the fuck out. Also just cause I'm out alone doesnt make me fair game leave me the fuck alone I didnt come out of the house alone so all the idiots of the world can talk to me or for all the village weirdos to strike up some dumb convo about their kids (I dont like kids btw), just cause I'm buying shoes doesnt make it ok for strangers to bug me. All I'm trying to say is... if your a stranger (if you dont know me I am a stranger to you and vice versa) leave me the fuck alone! Unless of course you are a well dressed fabulous gay guy then I have no issue with talking to you cause I currently need a gay boyfriend.

So blogging is my new best freind cause I can say all of this with no interuptions. THANX!

Captains Blog... I'm alone... lol

Soooo I've been left alone in the house by myself. This doesnt happen often so I dont know what I should do. I feel like a dog when everybody goes to work they just walk around lookin all sad like their not sure what to do next.
Now on the other hand I guess I could look at it like hhmm everybody is gone now I can do wierd stuff like: weird dances, or sing really loud, maybe try on all my dudes clothes and pretend I'm him (lmao), make a tent, I'm sure there are loads of fun activities to do when your alone lol .
There is absolutely nothing to watch on tv but re-runs of all the crap I've already seen. This is exactly why I should have got the box set of sex and the city that would have been a great all day project. Now that I'm sitting here typing this I'm thinking I need a cool hobby like painting or making odd looking figures out of colorful clay. Ok I'm done with this blog I think I'm gonna go buy some clay and see how this works out for me (I'll prob end up taking a nap but hey what do you really expect from me???)

DID THE TIME CHANGE OR AM I ON CRACK..???

This freakin time change has me all the way fucked up! first let me say I didnt realize the time had changed (and I got made fun of cause I didnt know) so I was all off that day and couldn figure out why.

And since that day I have been staying up waaay too late and waking up waaay too early and as a result of my stupid sleeping habbits I have been overly tired everyday. For what ever reason I cant get on track with this damn time change ooorrrr did somebody slip me some crack? lol is that why I cant sleep???

Crack or Time change?

DRAKE (DRIZZY)

Ok so for the past 2 weeks I have not taken this cd out of the cd player I feel like you know who with the dream cd (actually I don't I'm not that obsessive *cough cough* sorry)

but none the less I just love it so... I just wanna know how these rappers & singers do this shit like how do you make some shit that can make a person so addicted, like now I wanna know you and be your friend and eat food that requires chop sticks together lol (friend in my head I fux with wendy williams).

Or do you ever hear music that you think is so great that you wanna learn how to rap (lmao picturing myself in a rap class taking notes then spittin some shit that is pure garbage)

I wonder if I would feel like that if I knew drake like would I be like you are the best rapper ever (I dont think he is I'm just up his ass right now) or would I be like yeah my boy is cool cause I know him....

none the less until I get a cd that I'm feelin more than this one guess I'll be on the you know who shit lol (your my boo but your strange as hell lmao)

Now moving right along to the wack rappers... how is it that somebody like soulja boy (idk how he spells it) has a deal and is coming out with a steady flow of garbage? Kinda mind blowing that somebody like him is gettin stupid money (being buisness smart and being a good rapper are 2 diff things) he shouldnt have been a rapper he should have been in marketing or some bulshit like that, or mabey he should have just been a stupid dance maker-upper lmao



Anywho get that DRAKE SO FAR GONE you'll love it and if you dont your prob a soulja boy fan in wich case FUCK YOUR LIFE! lmao

DID YOU LEARN TO DRIVE IN LA?

I'm pretty sure if you learned to drive in LA you suck at it! I'm sorry but its true. At least 77% of los angeles people drive like mexicans (thats cause 77% of them are FML).

I just wanna know what makes people think its ok to go from the far left lane and make a freakin right (thats that real messican shit yes I said messican) while they read a book, put on lipstick, type a text msg, and breastfeed one of there 7 children that are jumping all over the damn car while they drive (this goes out to everybody not just the messicans).

I wish I had a personal driver so I wouldnt have to go through this nonsense (by nonsense I mean cussin people out on the daily for doin stupid shit)

Also if your a grown ass man you should never do the following things:
1)drive a beatle or a mini cooper or any compact bitch size car (geesh).
2)have a small ass dog hangin out your f250 window (aka your ex-girls dog that she left you with).
3)be singing beyonce "diva" as loud as you can (yes I've seen it).
4) please dont pull along side of a girl and ask the dumbest questions like "did you just go shopping" when theres not one shopping bag in the car and your not in a mall parking lot.