I'm pretty sure if you learned to drive in LA you suck at it! I'm sorry but its true. At least 77% of los angeles people drive like mexicans (thats cause 77% of them are FML).
I just wanna know what makes people think its ok to go from the far left lane and make a freakin right (thats that real messican shit yes I said messican) while they read a book, put on lipstick, type a text msg, and breastfeed one of there 7 children that are jumping all over the damn car while they drive (this goes out to everybody not just the messicans).
I wish I had a personal driver so I wouldnt have to go through this nonsense (by nonsense I mean cussin people out on the daily for doin stupid shit)
Also if your a grown ass man you should never do the following things:
1)drive a beatle or a mini cooper or any compact bitch size car (geesh).
2)have a small ass dog hangin out your f250 window (aka your ex-girls dog that she left you with).
3)be singing beyonce "diva" as loud as you can (yes I've seen it).
4) please dont pull along side of a girl and ask the dumbest questions like "did you just go shopping" when theres not one shopping bag in the car and your not in a mall parking lot.
I just wanna know what makes people think its ok to go from the far left lane and make a freakin right (thats that real messican shit yes I said messican) while they read a book, put on lipstick, type a text msg, and breastfeed one of there 7 children that are jumping all over the damn car while they drive (this goes out to everybody not just the messicans).
I wish I had a personal driver so I wouldnt have to go through this nonsense (by nonsense I mean cussin people out on the daily for doin stupid shit)
Also if your a grown ass man you should never do the following things:
1)drive a beatle or a mini cooper or any compact bitch size car (geesh).
2)have a small ass dog hangin out your f250 window (aka your ex-girls dog that she left you with).
3)be singing beyonce "diva" as loud as you can (yes I've seen it).
4) please dont pull along side of a girl and ask the dumbest questions like "did you just go shopping" when theres not one shopping bag in the car and your not in a mall parking lot.
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