TARGET MAY NOT BE THE DEVIL ANYMORE....

I have to say I am so overly proud of myself right about now.... I went to target yesterday to get a few things, naturally I anticipated I'd come out with far more than I really needed and spend way to much money as I always do, however this trip to target seemed to be very different. I walked around picked up the things I actually needed and of course walked around for a bit to see if there was anything I wanted. Surprisingly there were some things I wanted but I decided I wouldn't spend the money on a bunch of stuff so I went to the register to pay for my things. My total was $21.38! What! I only spent 21 bucks in target!! All I have to say is IF I DON'T ROCK THE SHIT I DON'T KNOW WHO DOES!
Gosh I'm so proud of myself (its the little things people)

PEOPLE REALLY DO LIVE IN VEGAS (LOL)

I went to Vegas over the weekend and I found out that people really do live there. Now I know that sounds crazy but I always felt like that was not a place anybody would ever want to live, not only do people live there but all kinds of people live there. I don't know how they do it that weather would make me kill myself and I'm sure people develop serious drinking and gambling issues. None the less its a nice place to visit and I had a great time but I wouldn't move there.

Oddly enough it was hotter in LA than it was in Vegas. (strange)

RANDOM THOUGHTS WHILE ON THE CHIROPRACTOR TABLE

This is so relaxing they should play spa music.

Maybe I should wear a different color bra so they dont think I wear the same one every time (lol).

I hope I dont drool cause I know I'm gonna fall asleep any min now.

Are my underwear showing? I'm in here alone anyway and I dont have a shirt on so who cares (and besides what would be new?).

Ok I'm ready for my adjustment now (you kmow the part when you get all your bones cracked thats my fav)

This thing is squishing my face now (I hate this thing).

Great my phone is ringing.

I hope I don't get those stupid lines in my face.

Oh joy the beep just beeped! (that means I'm done with the machine and I get to get an adjustment).

I feel absolutely amazing! Now I get to get back in the car and let road rage undo everything I just had done. Welp I'll be back here in a couple days anyways so fuck it.

These are just some of the thoughts that take place during my 30 mins at the chiropractor

TWITTER??? NO THANX

So yesterday I took the liberty of checking out this whole twitter thing...... I am not impressed at all. In fact I find this has to be one of the dumbest things on the internet. Would somebody please make me understand why there's a whole website devoted to posting away msgs??? There is nothing that would make me get on my computer log on to stupid ass twitter and post some silly away msg. That is what all these amizingly cool phones are for, everybody has a media geared phone wether its a blackberry or an iphone or any other phone that is capable of doing 10 million things all at once. Not to mention facebook and myspace, is all that crap not enough? Must everybody be on every public website they can possibly be on?? Bottom line twitter is stupid people need more outside hobbies.

(ok its ok if you do music or hair or anything that you want to make public for profit thats the only way I feel it makes sense otherwise its just dumb)

ONLY IN L.A

On Saturday I went to the beauty supply store in search of some great new hair products (I love hair products). So when I get in the door an Asian lady that works there approaches me and says "oohhh so beautiful! you sew in ooorrr??" All while reaching out and touching my hair. I looked at her laughed and said "no its mine ALL MINE". Does everybody have a weave now? Is it some kind of mandatory rule that if your a girl in LA and your any sort of minority you MUST be wearing some Indian womans hair? Sorry but I wont be part of that not so secret society, I have enough hair on my head I don't need to add any more hair into this equation. The Asian woman who asked me this had burgundy hair lmao (trying to give you a visual of what this chick looks like)
Now don't get me wrong I don't see a problem with wearing a weave HOWEVER I do have a problem with these girls that wear these terrible things they call a weave that looks like they put in on them selves only in the dark, you know the ones that look like rats nests and these are the same girls that really put on the front like its not a weave. I hate those ones that looks like somebody just put a rug right on top of their head (not cute at all). My idea of a good weave is one you cant tell is even a weave. Ladies step your hair game up (or get a really cute short hair cut and call it a day). Most of these girls seem to think they're so cute but refuse to spend a little more time and money on their appearance so instead they half ass it and because they're so convinced that they're the cutes thing to hit the scene they ignore important things like NOT having a rats nest on your head. Help me help you ok.

T M I !!!!!!

I feel I need to express myself about this cause its getting out of hand. I absolutely hate hate hate when people give me too much info! I don't want to hear about whats in your nose, or how your gas smells, or the color texture and size of your bowels. I don't want to know about how your pants are hugging your junk, and what happens every time you have a spicy meal. I swear I've heard so much annoying gross shit today I wont say who (not you Vicky B) but I've had enough

I clearly need to stress that I don't find these things cute or interesting, my response is never gonna be "hhm you don't say well how often does that happen to you" its more like "wtf I did not want to hear about that". Now I know some people think that kind of stuff is funny and or cute but its too much for me. Unless I ask or I make it clear that I am ok with this kind of fuckery keep the shit to your damn self.

I'm sure I have my moments but I know who I can share with and who I cant. People need to know their boundaries. I am NOT open to any and everything.

Maybe this is what I get for being where I am today, none the less people still need to sensor themselves.

I'M GONNA LOSE IT!

Before I get started I'd like to just say Vicky B your blogs just made my damn day! Thank you kindly for being a great source of entertainment.

Now moving on

I'm almost positive that I might lose my mind today, like I'm to capacity with any and everything, and I can handle nothing (at least not with out screaming and hitting which has already taken place. sorry babe) like an adult. I was woken up earlier than I wanted to be and I managed not to snap and start acting like a buffoon but from that point forward I have been a grump, so naturally when the beast starts to come out I go on my own way by myself so I don't choke anybody for just any old reason like asking questions or just talking in general (it can get raw with me lol) I went to one of my fav places (target) got some random shit and then went to my dudes house and sat by the pool, aside from saying hi to me he prob said 7 words that some how irked my nerves (going bad before anything even started). At this very moment I am trying to contain myself however its getting difficult cause all I wanna do is make spaghetti and this guy is like "I don't really want it but you can make it" why would I make it and he doesn't want it? And I know he would eat it I just feel he's being difficult and clearly I am too cause I don't want anything else. I tried acting a fool and he matched me lol so now what do I do? 2 spoiled brats should not be together cause moments like this make me want to choke this guy til he turns purple I don't want to kill him not even a little I just want to give him a little bit of a squeeze around the neck (a neck hug if you will lol).

Somebody help all I want is spaghetti. Is that too much to ask?